it’s 2016. you go to disney land. you go up to meet mickey mouse, and he gives you a hug. you’re wearing your favourite all time low shirt, and he compliments you on it. he takes his mask off. it’s matt flyzik.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this