Now I could sit here and baffle you with shallow babble and a bunch of punch lines you probably won’t get. Or even use some big words that you’d have to look up. But, I’m not a teacher. So go ahead and close your book up. I could tell a fairy tale so convincing, and keep a straight face from beginning to happy ending. I could waste 32 bars telling you how to live. Knowing damn well I used mtv cribs for the blueprint. I could bore you to death with my past relationships. Or a little ditty bout Jack and Dianne. Or I could go back to childhood, dig up them skeletons, and spit them at you with a catchy hook. Look, I could strike a nerve with some four letter words that’ll make Richard Pryor proud. Or better yet, I could sing a jingle that’ll contort and mingle every single solitary letter in the alphabet. I could tell you whatever you want to hear but if I just said hello would you listen to me? I could sell a blind man new ears but if I just said hello would you listen to me? Gym Class Heroes-Nothing Boy Vs. The Echo Factor I felt like this was fitting. Amber. 20. New Paltz. Freehold. Tumblr (3.0; @ambroski)http://ambroski.tumblr.com/<p>So I went out to Bombers with my sister and I had this beer called UFO Raspberry Hefeweiser from Harpoon Brewery and it is like the BEST THING EVER.</p>http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/53250840092http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/53250840092Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:45:25 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/AsLDquMTBOY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://supernaturally-fangirling.tumblr.com/post/53179695192/bobby-ships-destiel-have-you-guys-seen-this">supernaturally-fangirling</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bobby-ships-destiel.tumblr.com/post/53173173699/have-you-guys-seen-this-yet">bobby-ships-destiel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THIS YET</p> </blockquote> <p>I AM SHRIEKING AND SCREAMING AND CRYING AND I JUST CAN’T! EVERYBODY NEEDS TO WACH THIS! I AM DYING</p> </blockquote> <p>OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG</p>http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/53249236194http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/53249236194Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:22:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/874bd3d1df78f3fc6b60ae60d726c625/tumblr_mloyu9mh291qd3478o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/53228557685http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/53228557685Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:29:59 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1927466438934665b34a653e0e5bfe4c/tumblr_moj9njMF4a1s9635zo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d5d094540d9428d5206786061a071bf4/tumblr_moj9njMF4a1s9635zo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/af685ab1da96f1cbefaf635b65f6c24d/tumblr_moj9njMF4a1s9635zo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a8bb35428b3a986477184a7a2b60a1a8/tumblr_moj9njMF4a1s9635zo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6d25a88bf13ea2141f6f56d4a499f70a/tumblr_moj9njMF4a1s9635zo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c8e62c1c67c1d2549b7584e7ebec88f4/tumblr_moj9njMF4a1s9635zo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/915a14f199d6962623bef0d8fdf5d78e/tumblr_moj9njMF4a1s9635zo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b22c05d8c7e5f7682cde15564a359fd4/tumblr_moj9njMF4a1s9635zo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/53228482672http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/53228482672Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:28:56 -0400<p>The actors living in our house are such slobs! </p> <p>The entire sink is full of dirty dishes, like overflowing.</p> <p>Ive gone into the bathroom to find that someone before me hasnt flushed the toilet&#8230;twice.</p> <p>They get food delivered here everyday around lunch time, our asm recieves it and sets it up for them then they just come in, eat, make a huge mess, and then leave it allll for her to clean up. </p>http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/53217497404http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/53217497404Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:02:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dd1b15cd46c0b0857c92189a51a1ce0f/tumblr_mo53yd6UNi1r4z41po2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2b13af4f22684708e33411e2732073ce/tumblr_mo53yd6UNi1r4z41po1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9401af68283fcd2a31d62633bd48fc45/tumblr_mo53yd6UNi1r4z41po4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/53111447426http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/53111447426Sun, 16 Jun 2013 09:55:53 -0400<p>Thanks for inviting me to the party upstairs guys.</p>http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/53074448699http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/53074448699Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:35:48 -0400im just feelin great these daysno food no moneyyep livin the dream<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://transgenderqueerful.tumblr.com/post/52627670275/rainbowchardkittenpants-i-literally-dont">transgenderqueerful</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rainbowchardkittenpants.tumblr.com/post/52607031050/i-literally-dont-understand-when-people-talk">rainbowchardkittenpants</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i literally don’t understand when people talk about being “recovered” from depression or anxiety? or like when people struggled with depression <em>once</em>? i wonder what that is even like??</p> </blockquote> <p>holy fuck this just like so much</p> </blockquote>http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/53074240298http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/53074240298Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:32:41 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a7df9ed16e31232962d0b1f84a64730c/tumblr_mnj0ot6rg31qhmbaio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/52760813204http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/52760813204Tue, 11 Jun 2013 22:57:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_medof4SL6L1rm7aeco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://twoheaded-grrrl.tumblr.com/post/40473443132">twoheaded-grrrl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The hills are alive with the sound of punk rock</p> </blockquote>http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/52518688872http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/52518688872Sun, 09 Jun 2013 00:45:23 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b283eccc6038e555c9c5a273e6f8bd9f/tumblr_mnzjitZ0cK1rw1wnno1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/52457849052http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/52457849052Sat, 08 Jun 2013 09:16:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d2f5f79da6cd4f8420cfef90b661936/tumblr_mo2skzungr1qzkixfo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>The three of you would like that.</p>http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/52457546969http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/52457546969Sat, 08 Jun 2013 09:10:11 -0400<p>From now on only sex with queers. </p>http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/52441538934http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/52441538934Sat, 08 Jun 2013 01:58:54 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/sHzdsFiBbFc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sharonosbourne.tumblr.com/post/52412064393/span-kun-guys-we-watched-this-in-science-class">sharonosbourne</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://span-kun.tumblr.com/post/10422292956">span-kun</a><span>:</span></p> <blockquote> <p>guys we watched this in science class today</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/52415382716http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/52415382716Fri, 07 Jun 2013 19:28:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6218bac389144b181c00855a38d3856/tumblr_mnicbce1Zr1rzmi2lo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aa071552406d1d4d7fbb64e3f942ea97/tumblr_mnicbce1Zr1rzmi2lo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://distilledstyles.tumblr.com/post/51554349581/needle-felted-miniature-brown-mouse-tiny-by">distilledstyles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Needle Felted Miniature Brown Mouse Tiny by <span class="shopname wrap"><a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop/LittleElfsToyshop?ref=seller_info">LittleElfsToyshop </a></span></p> </blockquote>http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/52413593152http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/52413593152Fri, 07 Jun 2013 19:03:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9294df6630ed3fba54589e9e0c93925b/tumblr_mi3jginw4p1qjqzoeo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/30e4f1ee52bbd0eadda3a456bf0e9622/tumblr_mi3jginw4p1qjqzoeo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4c98e9f76ef171272531b1b2accbec2/tumblr_mi3jginw4p1qjqzoeo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c2ff58d3d1542b5489443a9ed5ae0bde/tumblr_mi3jginw4p1qjqzoeo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e38ece13fe1e883d3798bd2889785ca3/tumblr_mi3jginw4p1qjqzoeo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4099ea9088b413469212acebab397d63/tumblr_mi3jginw4p1qjqzoeo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d58c745d43ca6ae91df958e3fd9db417/tumblr_mi3jginw4p1qjqzoeo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0fc422397e64d26860b0602f31a0de28/tumblr_mi3jginw4p1qjqzoeo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/52413521925http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/52413521925Fri, 07 Jun 2013 19:02:04 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a34bdc1c670affc933107d00b9354b6/tumblr_mnzzgsJ03O1rxalbuo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/391c432f7c7090965fc230a13fc2f16b/tumblr_mnzzgsJ03O1rxalbuo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e56748ce5eea8458e54293f964ae37e5/tumblr_mnzzgsJ03O1rxalbuo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7e2d918003f26735e71be949ac91d87c/tumblr_mnzzgsJ03O1rxalbuo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9f2595afa9f589ae652a1a0c6b728f12/tumblr_mnzzgsJ03O1rxalbuo10_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5de24dd1a858ad690dd4c4da5e5f0a00/tumblr_mnzzgsJ03O1rxalbuo9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/52349150965http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/52349150965Thu, 06 Jun 2013 22:30:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e222e990f9b8f188203b49239414da90/tumblr_mnmbmlaSUj1qa9uodo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://genitalslurpees.tumblr.com/post/52338292529">genitalslurpees</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sexular.tumblr.com/post/52271003372/goddamn">sexular</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>goddamn</p> </blockquote> <p>a necessary item for my brand</p> </blockquote> <p>HOLY FUCK THATS COOL</p>http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/52346987074http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/52346987074Thu, 06 Jun 2013 22:02:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8a2e3ac39a2f809c7ef412a5972f1de4/tumblr_mkr0btiTU91s3ggdno18_r2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b2070598fb9a7783b3faeb7b5770000/tumblr_mkr0btiTU91s3ggdno14_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a882a67ead5dc3e36de25b1ca9e3ba4c/tumblr_mkr0btiTU91s3ggdno13_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0b911208a0b439c0a3789d53bf24d5df/tumblr_mkr0btiTU91s3ggdno15_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7c0a09e3d75506843417b7fd2d92b52d/tumblr_mkr0btiTU91s3ggdno5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c8671722aa87938a7adf23ae1b50084/tumblr_mkr0btiTU91s3ggdno2_r2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d77d14209e7f032ece7fbed06364fe2/tumblr_mkr0btiTU91s3ggdno16_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d91c2495a68740c86ea79272206da909/tumblr_mkr0btiTU91s3ggdno9_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/79ec481b95921885152dca1e3cb880e1/tumblr_mkr0btiTU91s3ggdno8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0361ea5108db93830b957cb7e9039545/tumblr_mkr0btiTU91s3ggdno19_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/52345838318http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/52345838318Thu, 06 Jun 2013 21:46:51 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://officialkylieminoguedragqueen.tumblr.com/post/52315484531/walks-into-vogue-with-fake-louis-vuitton-bag-and">officialkylieminoguedragqueen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*walks into vogue with fake louis vuitton bag and heart shaped sunglasses* hi yes i would like one fashion job please</p> </blockquote>http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/52345744470http://ambroski.tumblr.com/post/52345744470Thu, 06 Jun 2013 21:45:35 -0400